Stand out from the crowd! MAN: Have you seen his school report? [Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby]. The CHILDREN thrash in their seats. Here. [after listing prices of cars bought and sold]. Every life I bring into this world They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. I mean, I know you say you didn't, but obviously, you did. If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. Yes, sir. Don't tell me. Are you listening? MATILDA Narrator: MRS WORMWOOD "It is our destiny ". I'll come back later, then. [Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. For this newt, you piss-worm!
The 30+ Best Matilda Quotes - Ranker If you always take it on the chin and wear it, Now, can anyone read this? NIGEL It's going to be brilliant! Leave it alone, Jenny. Just because you find that life's not fair, it You can't.
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