miami is full of douchebags

ONE FINAL NOTE REGARDING LITERACY: I speak Spanish fluently, Im a gringo or cracker (and had been called that to my face by Cuban doctors in the hospital where I worked jejeje) AND THE ONLY ONE TO PASS THE TRANSLATORS EXAM FOR SPANISH ON MY FLOOR. Foreigners are always trying come up with ways to attack our country everyday!! Miami document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_dR2dB6euUn').innerHTML = output; Not A Miamian As for for the author, Im sure you consider yourself a big shot for feeling you have the power to write such an article insulting this city and its locals. so when my husband came back from the trip he said he does not want to see me and my kids again so he drove us out of the house and he was now going to Australia to see that other woman. +2348054680554 Thank you great PAPA DODO. Got myself some tiger balm and my big ass beach towel. But in every culture in the world, there was people who work hard to get ahead and there are the others, who just want to skim by and still be number one. 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Some good reasons to live in Miami: Keeping this in mind, things arent going to change here any time soon. 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People in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California understand that it is in their best interest to learn English. Its free only for those who are not paying taxes, but for the rest is really expensive. contact: . says: This gave me a good laugh, although if I didnt also speak sarcasm, Id be pissed. Of course there are plenty of nice and smart people in Miami, but on the regular day-to-day encounters with individuals (on the street, stores, etc), you realize how ignorant and rude many Miamians are. //--> Miami is a very sexy and vibrant city, but its kinda like that guy you dated your freshman year of college that you cant take seriously. Youll be years behind the freshman, but if you ask for help, put extra time into your studies, and be kind instead of defensive Im sure youll make it. Douchebags David V //]]> Jobs are scarce People are always trying to move here. I would say big cities in general have less compassion. They dont understand any type of music you cant dance to, they dont understand what professionalism is, or what good service is. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ To anyone who is reading this article and needs any help, DR OVIA can also offer any types of help like Reuniting of marriage and relationship, Curing of all types of Diseases, Court Cases, Pregnancy Spell, Spiritual protection and lots more. - We do not have state tax, and city tax here in Miami unlike most of the big cities out there. at anytime and just visit GREATBABAOFSOLUTION.blogspot.com and see so many people testifying about his good and wonderful work. says: Matt, made me laugh out loud. 71. says: Jane, your post proves that Elaine is correct. Web@mindstatex @EtherealVg @bronzeagemantis it's very regional. 14. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Arizona State University is Full of Douchebags, According to Buzzfeed David for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ It is common knowledge that Cambridge is a sanctuary city. Miami is going to be underwater in 100 years or at least I hope so! says: I have luved all iver the world and country. THE ONLY MAN YOU CAN ACTUALLY TRUST ON SPELL IS DR MALAIKA HIS EMAIL IS . I rarely respond to comments on this piece, but MAN you hit it head on. 19. If you had, you would have found that there are multiple people native to Miami who are taller than 6 ft, which is confirmed by observation. you better go somewhere else there really arnt many places to run to when you get in trouble. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_iHcbesu3B8').innerHTML = output; if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; The people are rude and ignorance runs rampant. When you add excessive rain, overbearing humidity, and year-round heat to the insane traffic, you realize that Miami is just plain uncomfortable. Yes my dear disrespecting Miami sisters and brothers I understand Im being disrespectful to you all but honestly deal with were in America not communist Cuba. You walk into fast food restaurant and those people cant speak anything other than spanish. Im making plans to leave this city, never to return! Do yourself a favor and explore the rest of the country before making uninformed, uneducated comments. But I know it well enough, good and bad. Y? 13. High volume of regular client referrals. I have done great, nothing to complain about. Bless your heart. } The magic city is a beautiful beach town with a little-known rich cultural heritage (no, seriously). You sound like a total reject, Im not sure anyone in Miami or any other city would want to deal with you. It was after seven years i got to discover that my Husband was unfaithful to me. The track leads the campaign for his '11:11' album. And now the comments have deteriorated into advertisements for spell casters. Why do these Hispanic discriminate Americans from up north who do not speak Spanish? Restaurants are plentiful, and the food from grocery stores is varied seasonally and brought here from all over the world. (17) Case solve says: Unimaginable and unbelievable. Viewers reading this who wants help and wants to contact Dr. Ovia should contact him via his email address: or you call him +2347067610698.. says: Article is funny, interesting with many true points but also misleading for many people who are really considering moving or living here. Full It smells to a loathsome santeria shit. says: Of course the politically correct responders to the 25 reasons focus on the Latino comments. Well now we know why he has this opinion. its racist and really uncomfortable. [Monroe County aka The Keys is a fabulous area, but a whole separate conversation.] (6) You want to be rich. else output += unescape(l[i]); I just couldnt believe it Anyways we are back together now and we are happy. Thanks for giving us such a false identity. It is truly unfortunate that this article is on point! Probably largely due to the misogynist culture. Unfortunately the collective turd is so damn big that the toilet would clog and youd need more than just a plunger to ensure the shit gets where it needs to go. But, just my opinion, form your own. This was one of the biggest reasons I moved from ghetto Miami. You fools are boring to hell living from the past telling the old American dollar vs Cuban pesos that happened 50 years ago. says: Truth hurts friends. says: This article is not humorous at all and its really sad to see such jaded commentators. angevil says: My husband and I live in Miami (expensive high rise tower). says: We all came from different part of the World in America, thats why America is great. var l=new Array(); There are so many people that you would be super quickly exhausted if you were especially nice to everyone. Our report last week on a meeting to revamp Miami Beachs 41st Street should resonate wherever government decides what an area should be like. Americans are friendly, speak really loud, very proud about themselves, but even more proud about there blue passport that they like to show at the airport when they make the queue strange as I read that Americans need to pay taxes even when living abroad. Until you escape and live somewhere else, you cant fully appreciate what a really lousy city it is. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ We have website coming soon and a FB page has been created. BTW in my high school(I just graduated with Honors) we have some kids who not only got accepted(me amongst them) BUT are going(Im ALSO amongst them) to be attending Brown, MIT, & Yale. You can accept reality or sink your little empty skull in the sand, its entirely up to you. Try the great papa dodo today, he might be the answer to your problem. var output = ''; if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; } http://www.forbes.com/2009/11/30/americas-most-unequal-cities-business-beltway-unequal-cities_slide_9.html, 2nd in most miserable cities: (9) He can make you pregnancy. // Places like Miami Beach have been taken over by investors and tourists that have driven out the real communities there. Last I saw it didnt break down by Hispanic country. Im ready for a change and will see how I feel after a year of living in Miami. You suck columnist! No money in the world will never make you forget your wretched past from the sunken island called Cuba. says: I grew up in Jersey, back in the day, the town I grew up in had a mix of Cubans and Italians, yes, like the old school kind, that you only get to see In the old movies now. HE IS GREAT AND I MET HIM OVER THE INTERNET JUST AS EVERY OTHER PERSON HAS TESTIFIED And yes, its better. As the author pointed out it is very apparent that culture, politeness and honesty are second thoughts down here. Miami doesnt need people like you. says: I lived here for 23 long years and I will also agree with everything that was written! Adios mijo, well get you next time! On top of that there is a lot of tourism from Europe, and all over the world! Miami douchebags illegally blocking the only road in the - reddit //